Active Expression

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Kyle’s GAYKE! 


Can we just take a moment to recognize this sexy man’s many talents? 

And also, may we recognize how hard I had to fight back the tears when saying goodbye to him this a.m.? Because it was effing hard. 

UGH today I am saying goodbye to 5 different friends as they leave Boone. For good. 
Not handling this very well. Blah. 


But, Kyle’s gayke.

Kyle’s GAYKE!


Can we just take a moment to recognize this sexy man’s many talents?

And also, may we recognize how hard I had to fight back the tears when saying goodbye to him this a.m.? Because it was effing hard.

UGH today I am saying goodbye to 5 different friends as they leave Boone. For good.
Not handling this very well. Blah.


But, Kyle’s gayke.

Filed under gay cake gayke goodbyes suck

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Be careful what you wish for.

Because you know what? Sometimes your wishes are granted (by whom, I don’t know - the love fairy perhaps). And you realize that what you’ve spent your time thinking you want is definitely not what you need.

Which is quite the let down, if I may say so myself. 

Live and freakin learn.

Filed under Friday night life lessons

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Let us all pray.

That my hell trip to the infirmary last Friday will pay off in that I will not catch this inevitable stomach virus. 7 Days on meds should be in my favor - dear sweet jesus, let it be.

However, the beer I’m about to put in muh belly probably won’t do much for my immune system. 

F it.

Filed under vomit is not sexy ..usually beer!

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Wednesday Peak & Pit.

Pit first: 

I can’t seem to find a form of exercise that allows me to think. I used to be able to go to the gym or go for a run and spend that time processing/thinking through whatever issues or situations I was facing at the time. But, this is no longer possible. My runs have turned into a mind-numbing activity (I completely daze out, and I’m in another world —- not exactly a complaint), and I can’t devote any attention whatsoever to my thoughts. UGH. So I thought hiking would be a good option for me, but nope. fail fail fail.

And of course yoga is not the time to think.

So, for a pretty good day, that was.. pitty.

Peak(s):

1. I got some relatively good news from someone I work with. Not going to read too much into it, but it was a promising conversation! And 2. I received the sweetest graduation present last night from the sweeeeetest person (it was technically after midnight, so it still counts as one of today’s peaks!).

Obviously these peaks outweigh today’s pit. I’ll take it.

Happpp-e Hump day, y’all! 

Filed under peak and pit happy obama

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Hahahah! This video:

a. Is ridiculously true.

b. Is hilarious, and

c. Makes me feel better about my yoga practice - 

Especially today, since I had not unrolled my mat for 3 weeks ..due to chaos.

But in all seriousness, I will one day be the lady in the actual Equinox video.

One day.. in the extremely distant future.

Filed under equinox yoga parody yoga funnay

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Today is the first day of Summer/my life as an Appalachian Alum…. and I have legitimately spent half of the day watching Jerseylicious re-runs.

I CAN’T STOPPPPPP.

The Real Housewives of NJ has forever been my guilty pleasure, but now I can’t stop with the trashy New Jersey TV shows.

HOWEVER - Although Jerseylicious is probably not much better, I can say I’ve never seen a single episode of The Jersey Shore. .Which is somewhat redeeming, no?

Today is the first day of Summer/my life as an Appalachian Alum…. and I have legitimately spent half of the day watching Jerseylicious re-runs.

I CAN’T STOPPPPPP.

The Real Housewives of NJ has forever been my guilty pleasure, but now I can’t stop with the trashy New Jersey TV shows.

HOWEVER - Although Jerseylicious is probably not much better, I can say I’ve never seen a single episode of The Jersey Shore. .Which is somewhat redeeming, no?

(Source: jerseylicious-confessions)

Filed under jerseylicious addiction ugh

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MONUMENTAL News of the day:

My mother acknowledged the possibility that I may have premarital sex.

This was on our ride home from visiting family for the day, and came about in a story pertaining to a conversation she held with my GRANDPARENTS. She apparently made a statement to them along the lines of: “I’d never sit here and tell you that K won’t have a baby before she’s married, because you just never know. Sometimes accidents happen.”


WHOA!


This is coming from a lady who (along with my father) holds that I do not cuss, drink, party, or know what a penis even looks like. I’ve obviously not been candid with my parents WHATSOEVER about my sex life - for good reason (fear that they’d force a chastity belt on me) - so naturally I was quite taken aback when she told me this. 

And all of this one Mother’s day.

This is one for the books.

Filed under sex talk with mom haha happy mother's day